July 2011
Can I please have one ticket to South Carolina?
it seems like the only thing that could make things better in my life again.
I am just going crazy.
“He who fights, can lose. He who doesn’t fight, has already lost.”
– Bertolt Brecht (via quote-book)
June 2011
i am going to sleep in till 1pm right now and not feel bad about. i am tired as fuuuck.
this house needs to be FINISHED with already. i’m tired of it. i just want everything back to normal. :|
why do i keep doing this to myself? i stayed awake for something and the purpose was totally defeated. i could’ve knocked out so well 4 hours ago, but no.
“In all experience, there is something to be learned. In deepest sorrow, wisdom...”
– Juliet Marillier (via laceofpearls)
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart...
xoneha:
"you don't need to compare yourself. you are never...
on confidence.
i needed to hear this!
I Yuv Yooh,
jaytee. just want you to see this during your lunch break. kay bye!
omgggg
while i was napping earlier i had a dream that i recently got a corgi!!!!!
it was so cute, fluffly, and it followed me everywhere! i pretty much spent a few hours of dream time taking care of him. i forgot what i had wanted to name him but for some reason he only responded to one other name… lol
if only i woke up and it was still curled up on my bedddd! </3
Police officer ejaculates on woman, and is found... →
ariellemonica:
cupcakesnotbombs:julie-jules-juliana:fistwavingfeminism:
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al...
My mom makes the biggest commotion...
of the smallest things, i swearrrrrr. :|
she just came home complaining to me and my dad about how she couldn’t find the ice cream she just bought. so she called the store and right away asked for the manager. so now she wants the manager to look through how many hours of film from the security cameras to see if somebody took her ice cream on accident.
for real, mom?!
she got mad at me...
That annoying relationship with you and your bangs
ohitsthebiebs:
When someone takes a bad photo of you
markmejia:
inacakes:
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like
On point.. LMAO.
