If I saw a Pedobear costume tonight
i think my night would be complete. lol
sogoodtobeyourgirl: It’s the 31st! Know what that means? Another month down!! For all of us that are waiting to see our amazing men again you’ve done it! October is just about over, one less month to wait!!
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are...– Google (via helpinghand4you)
Trying to switch Insurance Providers.
Agent: Your premium will be quite high. Why are you driving a Sports Car anyway?
Me: Wait, is this part of the process?
Agent: No, I'm just curious. It's nice a car, but you're young. It's not good for any insurance provider.
Me: Are you young?
Agent: Yeah, I'm 24. But I don't drive a sports-car.
Me: Oh, A Luxury car?
Agent: Yeah, a Mercedez.
Me: So you're not 24, You're pretty old and play golf?
Agent: No, I am 24. I just prefer looking good.
Me: Then why don't you drive a Honda S2000?
Agent: Because I'm not fond of S2000's.
Me: No, because you don't deserve one.
Agent: Excuse me?
Me: Sorry, What?
last year jt surprised me when he got out of work and brought me a pumpkin! it was really cute because he drove out of his way to get to my house, you know? this year, it kind of feels like any other day except i have a gang of candy with me. but i actually don’t mind! just anxious for the next month to roll by, as always.
Everyone has the heartbreak that shapes them in a way that they could never go...– Zooey Deschanel (via anditslove)
The ancient Celts thought that spirits and ghosts...
i love it whenever they call p. diddy “puff diddly” on top gear. HAHA